"I'm too tasteful for my pants"

Apparently, the Olympic Village is a Fuckfest. ⇢

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        “There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
        At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.

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BMXer Jill Kintner, who won bronze in Beijing, says the Italians are particularly inviting: “They leave their doors open, so you look in and see dudes in thongs running circles around each other.”

The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes — “some Germans, Canadians and Austrians” — got together at a home outside the Whistler village. “It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy.”

9 months ago on August 2nd, 2012 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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